Friday, January 5, 2007

Zionists in Space

Zionists want to colonize the Moon.

This is great news, because we already know Zionists are good at turning wastelands into lands of milk and honey. We also know the Zionists aren't going to take any crap from any space aliens. And the likelihood that any of their terrestial problems will figure out how to follow them up there is pretty much nil.

Jews on the moon will probably really piss some people off.

But George Bush wants us to go to the moon. Uh, sorry, I mean, George Bush wants us to go to the moon. I say let's bring some Zionists.

Don't believe it? Here's the vid. Thanks, Don Surber.

4 comments:

alphie said...

Considering how many rockets they have, I think Hezbollah will easily beat the Zionists to the moon...

RebeccaH said...

But can they get back?

Purple Avenger said...

The Hizb won't be going to the moon with these rockets alphie.

Just saying...

Robert said...

Zionists on the Moon won't be anymore offensive to Jihadists than this was.