While you're at the Weekly World News site, don't miss this important story about Post-Euphoric Bliss Disorder:
"The biggest risk faced by victims of the disease is the recurrence of the original rapture in flashbacks," Dr. Leveran said. "For instance, if birthday fireworks ignite a bliss-sufferer's fifty-room mansion, or his private jet suddenly stalls at 40,000 feet, he's often too distracted by flashbacks of prior happiness to save his own life."
2 comments:
Re The Post-Euphoric bit: Hahaha. They need teams of counselors and social workers prepared to deal with such problems. Where's the government? Where's FEMA? Where's Bush? Where's Osama I mean Obama?
That cotton airplane--who is gonna get stuck with the starching and ironing?
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