Nuke Iran

... Before Iran nukes itself.

Jawa is reporting nuclear strength explosion(s) in Iran, but it's not entirely clear what the source is on this. There's also the Roswellistan explanation (hit link and scroll down).

News reports are a tad more subdued.

I'm guessing the nuke blasts are a lot like last week's report at al-Khamenei was dead. Somewhat exaggerated. Either that or the mullahs are engaging in weird disinformation. Top mullah dead/not dead. Just to unsettle us, test our reaction. Fake nuke blasts, maybe to make us think twice about attacking them. All reports to date have suggested, unlike Krazy Kim, the mullahs aren't quite there yet on the nukes. Maybe they want us to think they are.

Then again, maybe they were just blowing up mines, like they said.

Or, more interesting scenario, maybe someone else was blowing stuff up in Iran. Who could that possibly be?

Meanwhile, in Somalia, some other people who are not quite dead yet.