Is This Where I Get Me a Shark to Jump Over?

I'll break my usual policy of ignoring my competitor when not mocking them in this case. The Boston Glob had a sitdown with Ted Kennedy in which he said he won't sit around waiting for Kerry to figure it out. If Kerry decides to run, he'll reconsider. Maybe.

It's pretty much official. Kerry has tripped over the shark. The joke is botched.

Kerry was long considered a back-bench coattails rider even in among the Massachusetts delegation. Liked showing up at other people's events. It was very polite of Kennedy to support him this far. It remains a mystery how he managed to convince everyone to like him in 2004, but the alleged war hero status and Tere$$$a didn't hurt.

Pamela, are you paying attention? I know this has to be difficult news to take on such a wondrous day:

Happy Birthday Senator Kerry
Tuesday, December 12, 2006

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